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servbot42: jesus-lizard-journal: rasec-wizzlbang: Can we talk about how chill this motherfucker is? Doesn’t dress too flashy, despite being the motherfucking King of HyruleAppreciates time of peace, seeing them as what any true warrior should strive
theotheristhedoctor: mayordog: look at this fucken idiot go Do not insult the lizard Jesus
jesus-lizard-journal: duckstapler: ZELDA REDESIGN THING PART 1 OUT OF ???: MIDNA ok so anyone who knows my Zelda Opinions knows that I think midna’s design is wack and the execution of her character is just awful. she’s written like a stereotypical
jesus-lizard-journal:skypestripper: the insect loving side of tumblr is so ………. theyre like “look at this lil cutie :+)” and its a pic of a bug with like 18 legs and a set of pincers and green fluid oozing out of its 3 vaginas
jesus-lizard-journal: beesmygod: excuse me but what the fuck
in-love-with-a-lizard: sobeitjayt: Never leave your neck exposed jesus fuck the flcl music really makes this
sonianeverlime: bogleech: jesus-lizard-journal: There’s an episode of Chowder where he’s learning to write legibly and they do a montage of him fighting letters as things that start with them Then there’s this one What WHAT THE FUCK
whoopsrobots: oolongearlgrey: jesus-lizard-journal: dinuguan: hell yeah #HE HAS NO STYLE, #HE HAS NO GRACE, #THIS KONG, #IS GOING TO SPACE. “This is mission control. What’s your status, moon ape?” “oo” Imagine the aliens finding
ayumi-nemera: jesus-lizard-journal: shady-mother-fucking-bacon: xyrm: escaped medical leech There are medical leeches!? Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. I walk this lonely road… the only one that I have ever known Don’t
rasec-wizzlbang: cocobutterbella: rasec-wizzlbang: frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: severalowls: rasec-wizzlbang: sindilex: rasec-wizzlbang: jesus-lizard-journal: rasec-wizzlbang: rasec-wizzlbang: Can someone calculate for me the
frog-and-toad-are-friends: frog-and-toad-are-friends: rasec-wizzlbang: jesus-lizard-journal: biomechanicalmash: Where have all the good clowns gone? And where are all the mimes? Where’s the streetwise Harlequin to juggle these trying times?
sewerclown: jesus-lizard-journal: drhoz: A slightly damp Hairy Pie-dish Beetle, Helea perforata Baldivis, Perth. I’ve never noticed the way their eyes are placed so they can see up through the hole in their armour, before. Neat. Nature is incredible.
jesus-lizard-journal: skypestripper: the insect loving side of tumblr is so ………. theyre like “look at this lil cutie :+)” and its a pic of a bug with like 18 legs and a set of pincers and green fluid oozing out of its 3 vaginas @arachno-va
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terrifictentacle: konkeydongcountry: frog-and-toad-are-friends: jesus-lizard-journal: frog-and-toad-are-friends: jesus-lizard-journal: …something that I’ve always wanted to ask. What the hell is that thing around Kermit’s neck? It’s a disguise
roachpatrol:fireandlifeincarnate:jesus-lizard-journal:thekidshouldseethis:A transparent plastic ball filled with helium floats in an all white room. Attached are 300 charcoal sticks that make the ball look a bit like a flu germ, a “a post-industrial
jesus-lizard-journal: vedajuno: frog-and-toad-are-friends: vedajuno: I just realized what the fuck they’re trying to do with Cars 3 yes? okay so I had a realization that…. the fucking insanity Pixar is doing with Cars 3 is almost exactly reminiscent
jesus-lizard-journal: aplusappmedia: Fun fact of the day: There are 600 species of carnivorous plants.Now have a good weekend. Learn more at A Plus. stupid idiot bugs
jesus-lizard-journal: kaijusaurus: The first trailer for Colossal is here. GOLDEN AGE OF KAIJU FILMS
jesus-lizard-journal: ja-khajay: In french deathclaws are called Écorcheur, meaning “The Flayer” and I think that’s pretty metal In spanish radroaches are called Nukaracha and I think that’s pretty fucking fantastic
jesus-lizard-journal: stunningpicture: My 4 year old daughter’s homemade xenomorph Halloween costume =) the luckiest child who has ever been born and will ever be born.
